Aardvark:

A Jarritos bottle has rolled under the sofa, and is lurking.

…I should probably clear it away.

Donkey:

Your collection of recycling to be recycled doesn’t hold a candle to mine. Too tired to do anything about it.

Here’s the moped of some badass:

(And the dirty streets of Toronto that I can’t be bothered to tidy in Photoshop.)